Thank you for your interest in getting me off Welfare. Regardless, I'm not going through the inconvenience and expense to set up an account and t-shirt supplier unless enough people are really willing to buy enough of them. So please e-mail me with subject RE:MERCHANDISE and let me know what you'd pay $18 a shirt for and which ones, or if you'd prefer different colors or something.

Or go back to the Merchandise page:

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