Plotless Violence
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Me: you ever play a racing game, and blow up your car so many times that you swear off driving in real life? Copperhead: after blowing up several cars in real life, I decided to stop playing racing games Me: in GTA, when I get in the Ambulance and try and rescue people, even when I win, I always run over 3 times as many healthy people as sick people I save Copperhead: what a beautiful game Me: circle of life, man Me: JSM is the only former roommate from our apartment who doesn't have a website or webcomic or blog JSM: i am not crying out for attention on the internet like some people who devote hours of everyday to a webcomic that has not even accumulated over 10,000 hits even though it has been around for over a year Me: it's healthier than sitting on the toilet, holding a loaded gun in your mouth, sobbing because you don't have the guts to go through with it Me: you know, if the South had won, we'd still have a 10th Ammendment JSM: republicans never have second thoughts because they dont think to begin with JSM: i got that one from a discarded joke in a Jay Leno monolouge Me: and if Leno discarded it.... Me: maybe we can compromise, and kill the terrorists' fetuses? Copperhead: I don't really value human life as much as everybody else, I guess Me: which state do I need to stay out of, again? Copperhead: the reason that bombing a large building filled with people is wrong is because those people have lives, memories, and others who depend upon them countless/priceless things have been invested in their existances Me: so in your world, doctors go up to indigent patients and go, "sorry, Sir, it turns out you don't got no insurance. GIT OUT!" Copperhead: explain Me: you're judging human life purely as a sequence of financial transactions, the person being an investment, not an individual Me: and besides, I'm anti-abortion so I can get some practice telling women how to use their bodies Copperhead: fetuses aren't individuals yet Me: so Zeus descended in a golden shower (heh) and imparted to you the divine knowledge of what constitutes life? Copperhead: that's like saying "this chicken hasn't done anything wrong. why kill it?" Copperhead: the answer is that it feeds people, and is therefore good for society Me: would you eat a human embryo omlet? Copperhead: I wonder how much protein would be in that Me: your vision of the future sounds like a Michael Bay distopia Me: and I HATE Michael Bay! In a world where cars crash.... one man with no training and no experience..... will in the space of 5 seconds become..... a superpowerful fighter/spy/technician/commando in.... PLOTHOLES! directed by Michael Bay Me: my friends all assume that since I'm iming a girl, I must be trying to get into her pants Me: (although I'll settle for a mouth, ba-dum, pshhh!) Me: which makes sense enough, except that by the same logic, looking at the other conversations with them, we're all raging homosexuals. Me: RAGING Copperhead: if you get lucky, maybe we can have cyber sex Me: my computer fucks me over all the time, and I don't find those pleasant experiences Copperhead: somebody's getting naughty narrated IM's toNIGHT! Me: Dear Wired: I never thought this could happen to me.... Me: JSM is of course, long gone during the interesting part of this roundtable discussion on fetal ethics and yo mama Me: he's almost never on AIM, NEVER responds to e-mail, which he believes the government uses to identify all the child porn he's been downloading Me: actually, he's not my friend at all, just a guy who occasionally responds to IMs from me so that I won't start stalking him in real life Me: you two have a lot in common Copperhead: well, I have friends with terrible taste Me: bet you feel stupid for becoming a cannibal, huh? Me: get it? Me: friends with no taste? Me: canibals eat the flesh of the living? Me: totally dragging out a joke like Letterman on Vicodin? Me:.... Me: Hello? Me: .... |
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