Plotless Violence



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JSM: i was out with friends
Me: "fri..einds?
Me: what is this, "freieieiends" you speak of?
JSM: real friends
Me: I don't understand
Me: you're scaring me
JSM: 2 males and one who is female
Me: this is a crazy idea, but maybe you should stick your penis inside her
JSM: but she has a live in boyfriend, which is why I labeled her as a "friend" Me
Me: what he doesn't know, he will later discover and beat you up over
JSM: you see, women are useful for other purposes besides penis insertion
Me: that's crazy talk!
JSM: and it is possible to become "friends" with them without penis insertion ever entering the picture
Me: you mean she doesn't find you attractive
Me: JSM, let me tell you something about women, and you need to know this
Me: When a woman says "Let's just be friends," you respond, "Well, this concludes our business. Success in your future endeavors."
JSM: your lack of social experience is what is killing you
Me: sociAL, not OPATH....hrmmmmm
Me: only the Planet-Defecating Monkey knows the total picture
Me: we must act on what we think is right
JSM: i am right about everything
Me: spoken like a true Republican!
Me: WWPDMD?
JSM: Jesus would bomb iraq and cut medicare
Me: ....if the Crusades are any guidance on his beliefs....

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