Plotless Violence
Me: My archives of our conversations guarrantee that any future political aspirations you might have are forfeit Copperhead: it's alright, the anal penetration/gorilla fiasco kinda sealed that deal already Me: that's a story to regale the grandkids with Copperhead: hee Me: I was thinking that without women, human language would consist of "I'm hungry," "have sex with me," and "go away." Just 3 phrases Me: with no possibility of miscommunication Copperhead: did I say that? I can't believe I would say that Me: Maybe not, but I still blame you for making Language more complex than just those basic 3 phrases. Copperhead: that's insulting Copperhead: I'm above women Copperhead: I don't care how precisely logic comes slamming down upon things Copperhead: I'm above that too! Me: above logic? Me: that would make you....GASP...A Democrat! Me: or a woman Me: but now I'm just repeating myself Copperhead: he's here all week, folks Me: I also do wakes and funerals Me: All I'm saying, is that all our problems are women's fault, and you guys need to sit down, apologize to the world, and admit that the Femminist Revolution was a huge mistake. Copperhead: I must have missed that one Copperhead: I'm pretty sure if you put your penis in one of us, you'd feel better towards the entire gender Copperhead: or maybe just smugger Me: with all due respect to your gender, Me: it's not MY refusal to participate in that sort of penis storage that's the holdup Copperhead: well, get a little more forceful Me: I try and avoid resorting to violence for the first minute of conversation Copperhead: that depends on how sturdy she looks Me: if she regains consciousness, we're married Me: that's the Caveman way, and I'm a traditionalist Copperhead: conservative Copperhead: to the x-treme!!!!!!! Me: I dunno...I mean, I hit women all the time, Me: and that doesn't seem to be working for me Copperhead: guess you're not hitting the right ones Me: or is it hitting ON? I get confuzzled. Me: I just need to see them bleed red so I know they're not a zombie or a cyborg before I go out with them Copperhead: a sound plan Me: although hardly an airtight defense in a Battery lawsuit Me: wish I had learned that in class, because the Judge was a hardass or something Copperhead: I am afraid of law school Me: law school is more afraid of you than you are of it Me: but go on and divulge to me YOUR innermost fears, Me: confident that I will keep them private and available only to the people who go to my website Copperhead: that's fairly private, going by the numbers Me: snap! Oh, my ego! |
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