Plotless Violence
Me: I read your book,Blake NewberryMe: it was AWESOME Me: well worth the Grammar Poisoning P: just sent you something and its no go on the men in hats thing P: I think its trying to surprise us with shock punchlines instead of truely funny ones Me: it feels like the equivalent of the commentary I post underneath PV Me: when I quote you or JSM P: The same structure, but I think our content is better Me: and by "our" you mean YOUR half of the quotes Me: btw, nice use of the word "vorpal" P: thank you P: so what do you think of Hank's battle caddy? Me: that was my summer internship P: worst tips ever Me: LAUGHING! Me: you're right Me: we are better than MiH P: Also the mutants don't have wings, they can just fly, thats just what untreated Lanyard material does P: it doesn't have to make sense P: Also I am a little angry that Hawk-eye is already a comic hero because I have become really attached to the name Me: but you never use the "eye" part Me: why not "The Hawk!" Me: or "Ad-Hawkery" Me: "SupercalifragalisticexpialiHawk?" P: .... Me: Ya know, P, I find it absolutely fascinating how astoundingly consistent your grammatical errors are. Specifically, the vast majority of your clean errors occur when you chose a homophone of the word you meant to use: We're/where/were/wear Your/you're Worst/worse Too/to Due/do Sown/sewn Then/than Past/passed Close/clothes New/Knew Furry/fury Me, you're a piece of shit don't talk to me ever/I need you inside me now, Me Me: I mean...is it the word, "Homo"-phones? Or have you just declared a War on Apostrophes? And what's the difference between Homophone and Homonym...the dictionary isn't much help. 
Me: And what's the deal with airline food? Am I right, folks? Am I, am I right?Me: Oh, and "someone," "somebody," "nobody," and "anybody" are all one word each. Am I right, folks? Am I, am I right? Me: I mean, if it were just the stupid Blake whose prose had mispellings, and misused homonyms, I'd understand and might think that was clever..... P: keep in mind I wrote almost all of what you read while at work on word pad doc I had to hide in a database Me: you iconoclast, you P: I know; if I see an Icon I will destroy it, they are blasphemy and idol worship P: they were paying me to work Me: you're not a whore! P: So of the section you read which was your favorite Me: hmmm I liked how seemingly minor notes became major plot points later constantly, like running, running gags Me: But I guess the single best scene was when Ted had to violate the Wallaby Conventions to take out the hypnotized Blake Me: because that sorta coalesced multiple plot threads Me: also when the team was saved by the retard's decision to supply the graveyard shortcut with regular sacrifices P: My favorite was at the end of "Blake Newberry goes to Washington " were he French's Senator ryder Me: to be fair, he was failry sauced at the time P: He is all the time, the man loves drink as he says with such elegance when we first meet him Me: you realize that in the US, being sauced does not void you from contractual obligations made under the influence unless you're totally incoherent at the time P: or an Australian in the US Me: that's not a novel, THIS is a novel! P: Those crazy kids from Oceania P: Though I was just thinking that my constant mention of Sponge Bob, and inclusion of Batman and Penguin might be more of a Copyright problem then the HAwk-eye thing, but I guess I will leave that to the lawyers Me: I haven't decided if I'll make more money suing you, defending you, or blackmailing you to keep me quiet Me: How long is Blake Newberry intended to be? P: around 40-45 thousand words Me: in pages? Me:100? P: I have no idea, I guage by words Me:I gauge by buckshot spread Me:...they can't all be winners |
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