Plotless Violence
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This is what happens when you put the three of us in a room together. Avert thine eyes! Me: Be sure to vote for me by clicking the yellow button my my main site P: I voted for your mothers site pointless hardcore german porno Me: it is NOT pointless! P: plotless german porno, whatever. you need more of my sayings in the dialog box Me: if you want more of your sayings posted, you need to SAY more stuff, and "I was on the net didn't wanna talk gotta run" doesn't count P: When we talk their is plenty of postable goodness, I am a gold mine of humor, bitch, ah and I say bitch a lot. I must have been drunk, its always nice. Me: I don't think I can ever remember you sober, because that's where I have large gaps in my memory leading up to me waking up in the hospital with massive head trauma P: I never did that, it was bad P I say. Penis!Penis!Penis! WTF Me: you said the magic words! you now get your own sprite-based webcomic ripoff of penny-arcade! P: An all house band channel, you know it makes sense. we are united as never before thanks to the glory of technologius JSM: keenspace is tarding, and so are you Me: is that what your mom calls it when I've been over? if you click reload ENOUGH, it will show, but.... P: if you click ENOUGH you crave man ass. its a medicinal fact. Which one of us will be the vessal of the dragon spirit I vote "Me", whose in favor, a 2/3rd majority in neccasary JSM: i favor this and allow it and put it into law with my hammer from the underworld Me: I am opposed, but I must bow my needs before those of the majority P: it is econded let it be done Me: my tale shall be inscribed in the Tablet of Legend, and sealed within the Cave of Mysteries, never to be opened until I need another plot twist P: place the dragon worm at your mouth and inhale, now! JSM: do it; i want some hot dragon on moutha ction Me: then you do the inhaling dragon worm thing! bafroom bweak! JSM: ter-reb-lay P: he will screw your throat hours before impregnation occures JSM: thats Spanish. then the gestation will begin. let us all rejoice P: it will never end, two will become one, the Me we know will be rplaced by a strong malicious dragon at our command. that is the order of the day dragon "Me" JSM: LET THE FATTENING BEGIN!!!!!!! P: began the reptile oils and salves,bring out the sun machine to warm him for combat, our enimies will pay Me: speaking of weight change, I just lost 5 lbs, and it wasn't from dieting P: what your now like 37 pounds? finally shat your brains outs ah JSM: thats still to fat for a lepercaun P: He's not irish, hes as deformed santa elf JSM: ahh P: I am drunk, by the way JSM: i learn new things every day, good for you P: thats all im sayin JSM: i say "Good Show SIR", what do you have to say P: Fantastic show merv, fantastic. like custard with out eggs Me: while I've always wanted to be a mommy, JSM: or like pistachio nuts without radiator fluid dripping on them from a hole in the ceiling cause by boris yeltzin shooting a wimpering hooker in the head during one of his nic fits Me: and this does tap into such desires in an Aliens-sort of way, P: yes, let the line out a bit Me: I think those movies have taught us that you just can't cage or control Xenomorphs JSM: extend your ovaries towards the north Me: because they're just going to bust out. You know it now, but it'll be all, like, "What has Science DONE?!" in shock and surprise when it happens P: you are a mind perv you must be raped by donkey, the captain will be coming to collect JSM: and your uppeance will come...what a f-kin hackneyed line Me: because frankly, if I burst our of one of YOUR chests (DON"T EVER SLEEP), I wouldn't be so obedient to whoever impregnated me there JSM: but it is true in the dillio joe Me: and, btw, thank you for all your comments and help on my comic. I couldn't have done it without your love and moral support, or with your morals or without your love-support, baby P: so gay, are you coming out, Me? JSM: thanks are fine but they dont pay the bills, wheres my f-king money Me: P is drunker than your future husband will have to be to wake up next to you every morning JSM: i was quaking in my boots from his drunken rampaging Me: I was quaking once, but UT2004 is better P: its like fucking a male turkey, its a show of power, the kind that sets you apart and above the rest, it makes you the one who does what others will not Me: you gotta break the turkey's neck right before you come, so the death spasms get you off P: thats sick and untrue, the forced cuddling is the best part, when you make it smoke through a tube JSM: lets tal about happy meadows full of golden sunshine and the feelings of past innocence and sweet young love Me: the real reason i called you in here is b/c we have 30 minutes to write the next Adam Sandler script. GO! JSM: have rob schneider be the side kick Me: uhmm....k....he plays an angry yet pathetic man-child who inexplicably gets a hot chick at the end JSM: he will say "buddy, you crazy" Me: and have a talking crotch P: and a talking asshole Me: I thought that was Jim Carey...So, JSM, you should make a comic about 2 guys who play videojames on the couch, and you can make fun of breaking the fourth wall by breaking the fourth wall, and use videojame sprites for added h\/m0rz, and internetbonics! JSM: awesome, that will put me in the top 10 Me: it'll be called "Jenny-Arcade" P: I think a talking ass is more common then people want to admit JSM: then i can be pretentious about "my art" and sell it to stupid fools who dont know what good artwork is Me: all my ass says is "cough"...bad breath, too P: I was telling Me his comic needs more scroll and tequila Jack; he don't like tequila Me: I can't believe I even understand those recommendations P: We end each other sentences... P: this is sick, Me, I just sent you two new comics send them to JSM so we can workshop this shit JSM: he sends his comics to gnomes to work for years to draw it, whicj explains the delays and awesome ms paint art. Me: sadly, P's MSPainted Hans Blix looks better than any of my hand-drawn and scanned fighters P: I also just like getting feedback Me: that's why I use a vibrating mouse JSM: I am strangely aroused. |
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