Plotless Violence



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OW! O-ha-howw! This happened to me once and my knee hurt for 2 months straight.

Me: have you voted for PV today?
AW: I prefer more consistent forms of entertainment. Like guns. They go boom EVERY time you pull the trigger.
Me: or PlotlessViolence; I go PUNCHINTHENUTS every time you don't vote.
AW:: bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang .... RELOAD bang bang bang!
Me: in today's lesson, you learn that typing onomatopoeia sound effects in AIM does not actualize the corresponding behavior in the real world, nor injure the intended victim.
AW: I don't care.
Me: you'll care after I shoot your dog.
AW: What dog?
Me: I'll buy you one, then shoot it!
AW: You leave “Fluffy” alone!! Alright, alright, I voted.
Me: and you will, daily. I am deactivating the assasin drones now.

Casting Director's Assistant's Cut, now with BATTLE DAMAGE! and 30 hours of unnecessary extra footage. (08/28/05). click here to see the original (from 11/13/04).

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